Club Church Formerly: Club LA

97% love it
Gay fetish: the next generation
Small and very popular, non-discriminating, all-embracing, kinky-style cruisy club with a restless rotor of strictly adhered to themed nights embracing CP, leather (XXXLeather), fisting, piss, SM, naked, jocks, drag (Blue), sportswear (Ladz), skaters, bears (Furball), oil, bi/gay/straight and the category-resistant. DJs and dancing. Decor is not dull, with a faux rococo thing going on, including gilt mirror and fake chandeliers. Three floors of cruising, including a balcony. One of Amsterdam's hot spots, and its most eclectic, to boot. Check website for themed sessions and certain slots outside of the normal opening hours, including monthly under-30 party Twinks Orgy Limited (first Sunday from 2pm).


    • TravellerPaul
      TravellerPaul Over a year ago
      Loves it

      I did very little homework before visiting Amsterdam for the, long-overdue, first time. Club Church was right around the corner from my hotel! The first evening was a mostly-naked 'underwear' event. I ventured around the average-sized, festive, crowded place and discovered the action going on upstairs in the open back room. Lots. Of. Fun. Exhausted and spent, I went home. 2 nights later there was another spirited event under way. The upstairs was absent of the crazy, sexy vibe I experienced prior. Then, I spied the downstairs dark room that I missed the previous visit. Loads. Of. Fun. I did plenty of things in Netherlands, but my visits to Club Church are truly memorable.

    • Njcklover56
      Njcklover56 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Wednesday's Here Are Great
      I love this place on Wednesdays - Naked Bar Night. Guys of all ages, colors and sizes walk around naked. Upstairs is a play area. Basement has some cabins for privacy plus a large group sex dark room. Main floor has a bar as well as a hidden slurp ramp. Can't wait to return

    • pogienardz
      pogienardz Over a year ago
      Loves it

      amazing place to be. love it.

    • bruce21
      bruce21 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      never seen anything like it
      Totally Amsterdam, I was blown away- was in Amsterdam for long weekend in november and went very night. Never experienced a place like this before

    • Taurus1989
      Taurus1989 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Love this place. Music was fab I had such an amazing time

    • hslut
      hslut Over a year ago
      Loves it

      The hottest place in Amsterdam !!!! Go for it and ...take it like a man !! -))
      The hottest place in Amsterdam (second one is Eagle) !!! Nice place with three différents parts (3 stairs). Hot crowd, very friendly staff, hot live porn shows and dancers !!!! It was hot and guys are hot and friendly !!

    • sekeroglan
      sekeroglan Over a year ago

      If you come to CHURCH, you should confess in darkroom till morning!

    • gefen53
      gefen53 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Hottest spot in town !!
      Was there on a Wednesday night for the naked bar, I came at 11 pm and stayed till 1 am. All I can say is I wish I would have come earlier !! This has got to be the hottest most action packed place in town with tons of hotties ! From the moment i walked in and disrobed I was entertained by a hot young New Zeland stud who let everyone have a piece of him, till the end where a group of 4 young hotties where stroking and swinging thier goods and allowing me a few samples....this place seems to draw the young hot studs who are visiting amsterdam, Dont miss out , and check their schedule to know what the program is.

    • amsnrd
      amsnrd Over a year ago
      Loves it

      hot action
      Nice mix of people. Dance and flirt (and action!)

    • Jolarti
      Jolarti Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Queer and trans-friendly
      To my knowledge this is the only bar in Dutch gay subculture that actively promotes it is open towards transmen (people who were biologically assigned female at birth but transition towards male). The staff is fantastic and super trans friendly. The customers have little knowledge of transmen but I'm sure this will change for the better soon. If you are genderqueer or transgender, make sure to visit it during 'Blue' on thursdays.

    • BigT
      BigT Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Underwear Fun in Church
      Me and my b/f went to a underwear night in church (Sunday 2nd Sept,2012) while on a weekend break in Amsterdam. This was our 1st time ever at such a place - so were a little nervous - but felt really at ease once inside the club. The staff were really friendly, drink prices reasonable and the music was fab!!! Was a small but friendly mix of guys, had a great time with lots of hot action down in the darkroom and in the play/cruise area up stairs. Good place with plenty of lube and condoms, with-in arms reach throughout the club. Will def be back again and would recommend a visit by anyone who is curious or is looking for a good time whilst in Amsterdam.

    • Starhista
      Starhista Over a year ago
      Hates it

      Gross place.
      Friendly staff, but I went there during a Kink evening (piss), and there were about 15 men maximum and only 5 under 50 years old, I would say. Basement has a few cabins and a "piss room" (smells a lot). A darkroom with a sling. Upstairs, a bed and a few spots to relax. On the main floor, a bar and a place for gloryholes as well as a smoking room. The price was 8 euros. Not too expensive. However, it was only open until midnight and by then, everything was soaked with piss downstairs (floor, benches, curtains... And the men themselves of course). From times to times, some staff members join in the "fun". I didn't like the smell nor the amount of younger men present.

    • justozzy
      justozzy Over a year ago
      Hates it

      Club Church is allright
      Allright club, very small compared to other clubs. Went on kink night (golden shower) on Aug 14th. Not very many people, quite a few old (50 and above) and fat man. A few avarage boys and very few hot ones, who were a bit picky. If you're hoping to meet here the hot studds you see in the streets, you'll be disappointed. However, I spent a nice evening, lots of watersports action downstairs and hooked up with a few cuties. Stuff is nice and staff members join in the fun every now and then. Multicultural environnment. I'd say, try it out at least once.

    • johnny6189
      johnny6189 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Anything but Saintly
      Great theme nights. Something for everyone. Pretty much anything goes. Staff is hot. The guys are a good mixture, depending on the theme. Recommend naked night. Dont go if you are shy or tend to be a bit snotty. Great music.

    • Toy4Paco
      Toy4Paco Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Get your ass to Church!
      Fun, Fun, Fun. The staff is very friendly. Drinks are good. Action is even better! I visited Church during Gay Pride in Amsterdam. This place was packed! Mandatory clothing check on some nights, which was just fine with me! Lots of action!